Anyone who has a child knows this demon well. He is in charge of all mischief in a family's home. Who poked a hole in the wall? All children involved will yell "Not me!".
Who ate the entire bag of chocolate chips? "Not me!"
Anyone care to explain how my makeup ended up smeared all over the bathroom floor? You got it. "Not me!"
(Soon to be followed by his brother: "He did it!")